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Posted by TheSuperAbsurdist - March 29th, 2020


In a universe of living, sentient cartoons, one star shines the brightest—Doozy Lulu! Staring in her first erotic short story, Doozy Lulu is an animated sex symbol of film, television, and stage as a famous burlesque dancer as well as a space adventurer. She’s a voraciously horny cartoon character who happily gets herself into all sorts of sexy shenanigans.


In this erotic reimagining of a classic fairy tale, Doozy Lulu takes on the role of Little Red Riding Hood as she traipses around a futuristic city full of anachronisms in search of a gift for her Nana. In her journey, she runs afoul of the big bad anthropomorphic wolf in the form of a fascist named Col. Rusty Nails.


Due to a misunderstanding at a bakery, Doozy is mistaken for a spy and walks off with a package that was meant for the wolf to use in a nefarious plot. Beating her to Nana’s house on the Moon and donning her sexiest negligee, the wicked wolf takes her place. Sexy hilarity and cartoon-style violence ensue.


Will Doozy fall for the big bad wolf’s disguise? Will she give into her sexual urges and sleep with the big bad wolf? What will they do when Nana catches them? Read Red Hot Nana to find out!


This will be my fourth erotic short story available now on Amazon Kindle Unlimited. Check it out!

Doozy Lulu in Red Hot Nana


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Posted by TheSuperAbsurdist - January 23rd, 2020


Watch out, here she comes!


She’s beautiful! She’s strong! She’s 50 meters tall! That’s right, she’s Big Babe! Sexy visitor from another world who came to Earth to save the last surviving humans.


In the distant future, humans have been driven underground by a cataclysmic event that devastated the world. The last city on Earth has been transformed into an amusement park and museum, a standing testament to the human race. Big Babe protects the city from the weekly giant monster attacks.


Despite being a giant woman with green skin and pink hair, she’s just a normal girl who wants to do normal things. Surrounded by tiny perverted humans has led to a lot of sexual frustration for her. She’s a giant woman who needs to get laid.


Things change when the latest giant monster attacks the city. This monster seems to be easily distracted by her gorgeous, athletic body.


Does she fight the rampaging beast? Or will Big Babe give into lust and subdue the rock hard monster with her body?


If you love giant women having hot, steamy sex with a giant monster then check out Big Babe on Amazon today!


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Posted by TheSuperAbsurdist - December 30th, 2019


Want something fun and entertaining to read while you’re stuck spending time with family this holiday season? Enjoy a little humor with your erotica? Then this is the erotic Christmas short story for you.


It wouldn’t be Christmas without those awkward family dinners, relatives butting heads, or people dropping by uninvited. This was a stressful Christmas for golden haired college student Patty Church. She was home for the holidays instead of on that trip with her friends to the Caribbean she wanted to go on. Constant arguments with her curvaceous stepmother had driven her to drink. Then on Christmas Eve, she catches her stepmother kissing Santa Claus.


This Santa was not the little fat man she imagined him to be. And he was far too tall and handsome to be her father wearing a costume. Unaware of her parents’ marital problems, Patty watches as her stepmother finds passion in the arms of a tall, dark Santa. Patty struggles with her need to confront them and her desire to join them.


And Patty thought Christmas only came once a year.


Will Patty discover the true identity of Santa Claus?


Check it out on Amazon:


I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and Then I Joined Them: An Erotic Christmas Tale


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Posted by TheSuperAbsurdist - August 3rd, 2019


An erotic short story of monster sex and humor...


The stunningly curvaceous yet shy and reserved Colleen just needs a relaxing weekend of camping to unwind from her stressful job. All set for the typical camping activities such as pitching a tent, swimming, and  roasting marshmallows and hot dogs over a campfire, unaware of the beast that lurks the woods. Sexual tensions run high as she comes face to face with the legendary Bigfoot, and he takes a liking to her.


Will Colleen run from the beast or will she give into his charms and make love the bigfoot way?


A Kindle exclusive! Buy for $2.99 or read for FREE on KindleUnlimited.


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Wildside: An Erotic Monster Fiction


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